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Chhutte Daal Ke
Neend Kharab Na Kare.!
Apka nakra no1 Apka sarmana no.1
Apki hasi no1 Apka smartness no1
Apki personality no1 Apki chal no1
Aap dikhne me no1 Or hum fekne me No1..!!
sada KHILKHeeLATEy raho , KHUS raho ,
chilatey raho , naachtey raho , mera kya hai bhai , log tumhe he ‘PAGALA’ kahenge !!
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Funny status In Hindi:
I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You.
The Bad News? I Have No Good News.
And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.!
Boy to pretty girl - Recharge ki dukan kaha hai ?
Girl: Pata nahi yaar me to ladko se karwa leti hu!!
Aag lagana hamari fitral nahi.. Lekin Log Hamari Saadgi se jal jaaye toh , Isme hamara kya kasur??
Teri adao pe mein vari vari,
Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…?
Naa jeene ki aarzoo , naa marne ka khuaaff
The number you are trying is currently switching off..?!
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
Funny SMS In Hindi:
#Facebook Pe Ye Post Kar Do…
Friends, Please suggest a good car
in the range of 50 lakhs to 60 lakhs.
Aapke Aadhe #Rishtedaar To
Heart Attack Se Hi Mar Jayenge!!!
Modern Bhikhari.
Ek Bikhari So Raha Tha Usne
Apne Samne Board Laga Rakha Tha.
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“Kripya Katore Me Note Dale..
Tum HAsTEy raho , MUSKuRATEy raho ,
Funny Quotes In Hindi:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.!!
Welcome to "Sach Ka Saamna"
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Jawaab sirf haan ya na me dena hai..
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal ..
Kya aapne mandir se chappal churana chhor diya hai…!
Be crazy. Be strange. Be silly. Be weird. Be unique.
Be whatever that makes you happy. Because life is too short to be anything but happy.!!
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.!
Funny Shayari In Hindi:
Arz kiya hai…
Mere ishq ki Balling ne, Uske Dil ka Wicket gira diya,
Par Taqdeer to dekho, Uska Baap umpire tha.
Meri Ball ko “Ball” dekhar, “Free Hit” Bana diya.!!
Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.!
Aahat see koi aaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Saaya saa koi lehraaye toh lagta hain kee tum ho,
Ab tum hee bataao kya tum kisi bhoot sey kam ho?!
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabon mein kisne sukh paya hai
Hum to jaate the tuition ladkiyaan dekhne
Aur Sir kehte the
Dekho itni barsaat mein bhi ladka padhne aaya hai!!
Funny Messages In Hindi:
Bottle Chupa Dena Kafan Mein Mere,
Shamshan Mein Baith Kar Piya Karuga,
Khuda Maangega Jab Hisaab Mujhse,
Ek Ek Peg Bana Kar Diya Karunga.
Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle...
Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.!!
Beggar: “Kuch khaane ka do! 2 Din se kuch Nahi Khaya”
Pandit: “Tamatar Khao”
Beggar: “Roti do baba”
Pandit: “Tamatar Khao”
Beggar: “Tamatar hi khila do”
Pandit’s Wife: “Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO !”!!
Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..!!
Funny Jokes In Hindi:
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD!
Ek Mandir K Bahar Likha Tha:
"Jo Paap Ker K Thak Gaye Hen,
Wo Meri Sharan Me Ajayen."
Ek Callgirl ny Nichy Apna Mobile No. Likh Diya:
"Jo Nahi Thaky Wo Meri Sharan Me Ajaen"...;-p
Gabbar – Kitne Admi the?
Kalia – Sarkar 2
Gabbar= Mujhe ginti nahi Aati,2 kya hota hai?
Kalia – 2, 1 ke Baad Aata hai.
Gabbar – Or 2 k pehle?
Kalia – 2 k pehle 1 Aata hai.
Gabbar – To bich me kaun Aata hai?
Kalia – Bich me koi nahi Aata
Gabbar – To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi Aate?
Kalia – 2, 1 k baad hi aa sakta haiQ ki 2,1 se bada hai..
Gabar – 2, 1 se Kitna bada hai?
Kalia – Kutte…! goli marni hai to mar de,
Tera namak khaya hai,CHAWANPRASH Nahi>>!!
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